let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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