I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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