i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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