Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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