he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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