Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment