I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wish you could order shots online.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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