whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to make a zoo with you.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
So apparently I’m into choking now
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