Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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