what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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