They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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