If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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