remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I will be naked everywhere
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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