His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We talked him into tasing himself.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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