Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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