How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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