Ambien. No doubt about it.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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