yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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