Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
