ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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