Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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