You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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