he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I love you.
Bad choice
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