Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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