i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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