Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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