I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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