real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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