But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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