Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I got inside last night via doggy door
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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