Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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