can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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