don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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