Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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