New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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