I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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