omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I did not marry a roomba.
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