belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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