I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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