My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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