Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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