So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
