My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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