Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?