That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Randomize
