Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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