My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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