This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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