Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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