hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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