I think I am morally bankrupt
I've blown a few things in my day
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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