Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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